Saturday, April 05, 2003

Last night I stayed up late with a magazine and did it on the couch. This mag, one of the dozen or so I rotate through, is a little different than most.

I like stories, rather than pictures, as a general rule. This one, Lusty Letters or something like that, has a lot of non-penetration stuff. People going to swinger parties where nothing happens but masturbation, for instance. I'm guessing it dates from the late 80s, when the AIDS panic was at its peak. Anyway, it works, so that's alright.

Thursday, April 03, 2003

The night before last, The Wife was taking her time in the bathroom before bed, so I slipped the magazine out from under the bed and sneaked a quick toss. It's funny how much better it feels after a couple of days off.

In the past, I tried to give it up for Lent, but I never lasted more than about a week and a half. Now I give up coffee, tea, soda, and all other beverages other than juice, water, and milk. I also fast for 36 hours every week of the season. Interesting that it's easier to give up something that the body actually needs than to stop doing something that gives us pleasure.

Monday, March 31, 2003

Had some time to myself this morning, so I indulged. I used a magazine, which I haven't had the luxury to do in awhile, and it was pretty quick. But hey, it's not like I've ever had a bad orgasm, right?