Wednesday, April 09, 2003

The last two nights have been just the standard thing. "Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand" as it were.

Monday, April 07, 2003

Last night was really rough. The Wife is having back problems, so she asked me to give her a massage. It is understood from the get-go that this will not lead to anything, because: a) She's really tired. b) Her back hurts. and c) My parents are visiting. This doesn't make it any easier for me to rub "Tranquility" massage oil all over her naked body. All I want is to slide my hands under her, oil up her nipples, and dry-hump her backside. Of course, no such thing occurs, so when she is sufficiently rubbed down, I excuse myself to the bathroom for a furious jack-off. The oil is still on my fingers, so my hands are just a bit tacky, and it turns into a real gusher. "Tranquility" my ass.
Saturday night was another one requiring finesse and silence, as The Wife was sleeping next to me. Other than that, pretty standard. I fantasized about Friday night's babysitter teaching The Wife to give me head, something she refuses to do except in my mind. Pity.