Saturday, April 19, 2003

Last night was a double. I went straight to the couch after The Wife hit the sack and spent a few minutes with a new book, Lonnie Barbach's Erotic Interludes. It's a collection of erotic stories written by women. I read the first one and got off pretty quickly.

I then settled down to watch a movie, and before I finally headed off to bed, I tossed off to story #2 in the collection. Good stuff!

Monday, April 14, 2003

Whew! Big doin's this weekend, I tell you!

Saturday was a two-timer. Once in the morning before getting out of bed, and once at night after staying up late to watch American Beauty. There's really something very very sad about masturbating in bed next to my sleeping wife to remembered scenes from a movie that includes, as evidence of how sad the hero's life is, scenes of him masturbating in bed next to his sleeping wife. I may start calling myself Lester Burnham.

Then, last night, SEX! Woohoo!! I feel like that Sesame Street counting bit where the numbers count slowly up, and when it hits the top: SEX! SEX! SEX! SEX! Let's sing a song about SEX! How many is SEXXXXX?!?!?.

After that, The Wife went out to get on the computer for awhile. I sat up and read for awhile, and after about an hour and a half, I felt the need, so I jacked off. Sometimes you just have to, you know?

And this morning, we woke up early, and The Wife rolled over and started snuggling and stuff, and before you knew it, sex AGAIN! Damn! I feel like I'm in college again! Then, after she got in the shower, I ended up masturbating one more time, and it took FOREVER. On second thought, I'm clearly not in college again. I'm slowing down, folks. Sad but true.

Just for the record, I've masturbated 12 times between starting the blog on March 27 and the first episode of sex. Then there was one JO before having sex again. Let's see how things go. One of my purposes here is to keep track of these things, charting my obsession, as it were.